People that use coffee enemas...

@KiwiDan I drank a cup of Starbucks once. I didn;t know what anything was, but I wanted to feel like a rich fancy person. So I just ordered something.

I got this tiny cup of hot liquid that tasted like the aftermath of an enema.

If I do an enema, it won't be Starbucks. Or even coffee. I have a few cans of Fanta orange sitting around that I will probably never drink so maybe I can use those.

@HoeBag fanta would probably do more, with the fizziness to scour the colon and all that

@KiwiDan Like a safe version of foaming liquid plumber.

@HoeBag exactly! Just be careful that the sugar doesn't make you feel sticky.

@KiwiDan Well that's it, I am going to use diet soda instead.