Is ketchup a smoothie?

Yeah, that's why I slurp mine through a straw

I dunno -- but wasn't it the Reagan administration -- or maybe one of the Bushes -- that tried to count ketchup as a serving of vegetables for school lunches?

In Thailand in the early 90's I naively asked for tomato juice expecting our western version and got blended tomatoes

Smoothie are dangerous
And ketchup has tons of sugar!

Only you put your pee stick in it and stir

You can makw ketchup from bananas too.

I like that idea, but technically, no.

I like the way you think. 😂