You ever wear a red shirt to target and get bombarded with questions?

@deadgerbil racist

@CaptainBard telling it how it is means I'm a racist these days

@CaptainBard you should wear a red shirt at target and start jumping up and down while yelling im the captain now

@greensnacks needs to develop the rbf

@ostfuidctyvm people just assumed they couldn’t afford you

@CaptainBard I guess. One time a lady walked past me in McDonald's and sarcastically said, "Hi, thanks for greeting me." I didn't even realize she was talking to me until she was out of earshot.

@SinlessOnslaught oh wow

@CaptainBard And then another time I held the door open for two people and they both just walked through without acknowledging me whatsoever, I assume because they thought I worked there (which is still shitty).

Sorry for venting lol. These people piss me off.

@cherny “why it’s really quite none of your business where my bathroom is!”

@CaptainBard just start putting random things in their carts for no reason

@Degbeme why do I get the feeling you’re not bluffing 😒

@CaptainBard That`s because I`m not. My wife used to work there and I`d be waiting for her in the store. Lots of time to wander. 😬