They said "there is too much starch in your blood stream, and a lack of real spice in your life"

I said leave me alone because I am alright!

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Ps: they say you lack spice in your life as in they care about you. Next thing you know, they fry you and sprinkle on you some peri peri spice blend. This is what they meant all along.