Would you buy this?

One of our local pizza shops sells a pizza that costs $400! It comes with fresh mozzarella, fontina cheese, lobster, tiger prawns, spinach leaves, caviar, porcini mushrooms soaked in Dom Perignon champagne, speck garlic tomato sauce, and it's sprinkled with 24K edible gold flakes. Also, they need 2 weeks notice if you want it.

Who wants to go halfsies? 😆