I Aboslutely Love Pizza

@ThatOneMan ewww 🤢 Haha.

@Haley Perhaps your peasant tongue isn't accustomed to TRUE pizza :P

My peasant tongue enjoys cheese @ThatOneMan

@Haley Your peasant tongue hasn't been taught the way

Perhaps your fancy-pants tongue doesn't know true taste. Otherwise it would know cheese is the winner! :) @ThatOneMan

@Haley Your peasant tongue needs to know the way 😶

@ThatOneMan it does, it know the way to a yummy cheese pizza

@Haley But your tongue doesn't know the way to a TRUE pizza

My mom makes pizza, that's true pizza and it's cheese @ThatOneMan

@Haley How dare she!

@ThatOneMan and you never see frozen pizzas with that combo but you DO see cheese ... so even the frozen pizza makers know, cheese is the bestest of the best

@Haley But you see, those are inferior races of pizza that have not developed into the better times of pepperoni and hamburg

Well now, how does one argue with that.. lol @ThatOneMan

@Haley Your tongue will learn the proper way some day

@ThatOneMan it knows the proper way... cheese

@Haley Your peasant tongue is still uneducated!

Maybe my tongue is so educated that it goes leaps and bounds over yours@ThatOneMan

@Haley ...That sounds dirty XD
Or maybe my tongue is just so high and mighty that it has been above your tongue and your tongue is imagining things!

It's not dirty. I think not. @ThatOneMan

@Haley I know it's not dirty it just sounded that way
Well surely your tongue is not on par with mine

No, my tongue is better than yours. It knows a plain cheesy pizza is the best @ThatOneMan

@Haley My tongue triumphs over yours for it knows the pepperoni and hamburg way

@ThatOneMan a true tongue would know that only cheese can win

@Haley A true tongue would appreciate more flavor

My tongue doesn't need more flavor to be happy @ThatOneMan