In praise of coffee and cheap lasagna
Coffee for a person turning into gum both prolongs the process but makes it less irksome. For the changing of flesh into gum can bring discomfort, coffee eases that by soaking the fleshy inner parts into it's substance which in effect says
"So, you're gonna fade away and the gum shall wax strong, well take some of this!!"
and also sub-par frozen lasagna which are discounted and almost past the due dates for optimal eating thereof also does these great things in making the great gum overthrow more pleasurable and long lasting.
For when one is wholly gum, there will be no way of using a keyboard, for when the fingers go to the letters they would just bounce off of them at the merest touch!!
edit -- what i just had was a very beefy spaghetti and it was so tasty!! I wish i had had a soft cheesy bun to go along with it.
"So, you're gonna fade away and the gum shall wax strong, well take some of this!!"
and also sub-par frozen lasagna which are discounted and almost past the due dates for optimal eating thereof also does these great things in making the great gum overthrow more pleasurable and long lasting.
For when one is wholly gum, there will be no way of using a keyboard, for when the fingers go to the letters they would just bounce off of them at the merest touch!!
edit -- what i just had was a very beefy spaghetti and it was so tasty!! I wish i had had a soft cheesy bun to go along with it.
