And which are you?! 😏☕☕☕

I used to be geriatric Italian, but my spouse hated that how "ugly" that thing supposedly looked and made me get rid of it. Now I'm the first, but with a hot water heater built into it as well.

I'm not really into abstract art ... dat's true. 🤭

I went from Not really into abstract art to Who hurt you

Who hurt you.

Oh no im a geriatric Italian 😅

I'm mainly the Not Really Into Abstract Art, followed by Who Hurt You. But occasionally Face the Facts: You're Faking Fancy and Has a New Yorker Subscription And Somehow Reads It.

A geriatric Italian I guess 🤷

Not Really Into Abstract Art.

Not sure what this says, but suspect it’s not complimentary:

N/A

Percolator!!