Bagels are no Bueno for me anymore. Ate one early this morning at work and instantly had a crash

Asked ai, and told it I normally eat meat. It told me my body reacted with a very healthy response, because my body isn't used to the carb turned to sugar rush, so the massive insulin injection from the pancreas caused my brain to fog as the body processed all that.

Glad to know I'm very healthy and functioning well, just by eating a bagel