I’m part of an elite club know as the m cubed (McDonald’s monopoly millionaires)

@CaptainBard you have pass by the railroad first though.

@BillyMack I bought all the railroads from Cynthia before she rage quit 😎

@CaptainBard and that’s why they call you The Thimble!

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@mindstruggle the tude says

@CaptainBard
I have a great tude.

@mindstruggle unhappy tude

@Straylight you took the deeds while everyone else was in the bathroom 😒

@CaptainBard Well next time don’t all go to the bathroom at once!

@Straylight when you have to go you have to go 🙄

@deadgerbil pull yourself up by your bootstraps and buy French fries with the right monopoly pieces attached to them like I did 🙄

@CaptainBard you got them inherited, stop lying to everyone

@deadgerbil regardless, my parents worked really hard to eat all those fries ✋

@CaptainBard I have a really good lawyer…start paying!

@CallMeSoph the cat isn’t a lawyer and he’d be on my side even if he was

@CaptainBard yes he is, don’t you go killing his dreams

@InfoTunaBotTheReturn that’s cute nest to my 7 💅

@GoFish ok but don’t let it happen again

@CaptainBard but i forget a lot 😬

@empanadas 🤨

@Prettybratbi1tch don’t be jealous dear