For the old folks on SW - - come up with a weird famous people-from-the-past marriage connection.

Like this - if actress Spring Byington married Dr. Johnny Fever she'd be Spring Fever.

To the 3 people who respond, Happy Mother's Day!

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LordShadowfire · 100+, M Best Comment

I remember the longest one of these that I ever heard of.

If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then divorced him and married football player Marlon Lucky, then divorced him and married Martin Short, then divorced him and married Buddy Guy, she'd be...

[big][i][b]Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy![/b][/i][/big]

#SorryNotSorry

RenFur · 70-79, M

@LordShadowfire

Now we're talking!

OlderSometimesWiser · F

If Rose Kennedy had married George Bush, she would have been Rose Bush.

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RenFur · 70-79, M

@OlderSometimesWiser

You're too young to remember but this bit was popular on a 1960s TV show called Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In

OlderSometimesWiser · F

@RenFur If Candy Spelling had married Michael Caine, she’d be Candy Caine.

RenFur · 70-79, M

@OlderSometimesWiser

This is easy peasy for you... (show off!)

🤣

hunkalove · 61-69, M

This one is for real. Patsy Cline's married last name was Dick. Her daughter married a guy with the last name Fudge. She hyphenated it so her last name was "Dick-Fudge."

RenFur · 70-79, M

@hunkalove

She had one heck of a sense of humor.
That is a killer name 😁

Pretzel · 61-69, M

Look I don't mean to be spreading rumors but

Elaine May

But for a certainty
Natalie Wood

RenFur · 70-79, M

@Pretzel

An oldie but a goodie 😄

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