I remember the longest one of these that I ever heard of.
If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then divorced him and married football player Marlon Lucky, then divorced him and married Martin Short, then divorced him and married Buddy Guy, she'd be...
Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy!
#SorryNotSorry
If Dolly Parton married Tommy Smothers, then divorced him and married football player Marlon Lucky, then divorced him and married Martin Short, then divorced him and married Buddy Guy, she'd be...
Dolly Parton Smothers Lucky Short Guy!
#SorryNotSorry

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If Rose Kennedy had married George Bush, she would have been Rose Bush.
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You're too young to remember but this bit was popular on a 1960s TV show called Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
You're too young to remember but this bit was popular on a 1960s TV show called Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
@SW-User If Candy Spelling had married Michael Caine, she’d be Candy Caine.

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Pretzel · 70-79, M
Look I don't mean to be spreading rumors but
Elaine May
But for a certainty
Natalie Wood
Elaine May
But for a certainty
Natalie Wood

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hunkalove · 70-79, M
This one is for real. Patsy Cline's married last name was Dick. Her daughter married a guy with the last name Fudge. She hyphenated it so her last name was "Dick-Fudge."

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