Christian Donuts?

This morning I went to a restroom at a Dunkin' restaurant.

Their radio was tuned into a Christian radio station. I surely needed a miracle, LOL! I had been constipated for days and was going to give it another try.

I strained to the sound of an enthusiastic singer urging me to pray to Jesus. I sure could have used a prayer! I did not pray though, since I am an atheist.

Then I had success! Hallelujah?

Now I am eating breakfast. I am still an atheist, though. I should be eating oatmeal not a breakfast sammich and hash browns. But I am not sure Dunkin' has oatmeal. But coffee is a laxative, right?

Enjoy your day. May it be regular!