Why so violent?

That wasn't me, Bardy. That was my sister Bertha. Now you have to marry her!

You know I always keep an emergency Snickers in the sun visor.
All you had to do was ask. 🤷🏻‍♂ 🤦‍♂

Those weren’t French fries. But we can call it even 😅

Beardy bully! 😼They don't serve French fries in jail! "Yes officer.. he..he also gave me whisker burn, hurry!"

Sorry I smeared ketchup in your hair....I think we knocked a few chairs over in the process

It's a true cafeteria confession from 6th grade...

We were both sent to the principles office and waited outside his office...when he came out he just looked at us and said: "Uff it's these two guys" then yelled..."GET TO YOUR CLASSES" and that was that.

Tis only a scratch 😌
Here, have some of my wings 😋

You got live with the guilt of beating up an old lady and I'll see you in court! 🤨🤬

I'm sorry that your boyfriend is line maroing on me more now, and hangs here without you.and follows me around like a puppy everywhere i go

I poisoned it to end my life, no you will win me again.

Shoulda got a Snickers instead...

😂 you coulda just asked

Dreams are free, until you wake up and you're still the one getting your lunch money beat outta ya

Wake up bard, you are clearly dreaming

You made a complete seagull of yourself

😳😳😳😳