I dare you to comment and ask me to read your fortune

@Bexsy chipper will jam tomorrow, do not reach into it.

@MommaBear you will encounter great fortune in the guise of a duck. 🦆

@tobynshorty you will trip over a branch so wear elbow pads.

@HijabaDabbaDoo you will meet someone who will have no effect on your life whatsoever.

@Captainjackass oh, exhilarating

@SwampFlower you will see something cute tomorrow.