Why do meat eaters season their food with plants if meat is so great?

I know you neurotypical people have a hard time picking up on my sarcasm. So let me explain, this is me making fun of people who make fun of me for eating meat replacements.

Now before anyone says anything further, I loved eating meat. It’s just that I don’t love it enough to support the death of animals. I don’t care what you eat but I’ve dealt with a lot of people giving me a hard time and asking me stupid questions in the 16 years I’ve been vegetarian.