Why do meat eaters season their food with plants if meat is so great?

I know you neurotypical people have a hard time picking up on my sarcasm. So let me explain, this is me making fun of people who make fun of me for eating meat replacements.

Now before anyone says anything further, I loved eating meat. It’s just that I don’t love it enough to support the death of animals. I don’t care what you eat but I’ve dealt with a lot of people giving me a hard time and asking me stupid questions in the 16 years I’ve been vegetarian.

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DrWatson · 70-79, M

I think some of my fellow meat-eaters get so defensive, that they will react to anything a vegetarian says as an attack.

At any rate, to answer your question (in the spirit in which it is asked, of course): Meat eaters season our meat with plants because we have been brainwashed by the deep state to do so, as part of the plan to destroy America. (Don't bother me with irrelevant details like "meat eaters and vegetarians are not just in America." That's Marxist manipulation of the facts!)

Now that I think about it, the buns come from plants as well. What were we thinking!

Thanks to your post, I will now "reject the narrative" and eat meat in pure form! Thank you!