If ghosts exist, why don’t they ever haunt the people who actually deserve it?

@Degbeme
You shew loudly?

@mindstruggle No!

@Degbeme
Then why comment?! 🙄

@mindstruggle You know damn well why!! 🤨

@Degbeme
U no like ghosts?

@mindstruggle

@Degbeme
What now?!!!!

@mindstruggle 🥑

@Degbeme
Your favourite.

@mindstruggle *goes to get a coffee*

@Degbeme
How about me?

@mindstruggle ☕

@Degbeme
No bagels?

@mindstruggle You never said you wanted one 🙄

@Degbeme
You didn't offer 😒

@mindstruggle Of course not, it means more work for me

@Degbeme
But now I want.

@mindstruggle 🥯

@Degbeme
Just plain bagel?

@mindstruggle It`s got cream cheese on it

@Degbeme
No avocado?

@mindstruggle 😡

@Degbeme
What!

@mindstruggle You want that green muck on your bagel you do it, I ain`t touching that stuff. 🤢

@Degbeme
Gosh! So extra! 🙄