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when you hear your kid in the living room talking to their imaginary friend and yells “no don’t hurt my mom!!!”

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SW-User
Huh... time for new friends... that doesn't sound so imaginary
mindstruggle · 36-40, F
@SW-User
time to get a new kid
SW-User
@mindstruggle there might be a swap meet for that somewhere
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
I want some food
mindstruggle · 36-40, F
@DownTheStreet
could you look for my kid while I'm making food?
DownTheStreet · 56-60, M
@mindstruggle sure I’m sure they’re around here somewhere. Also can you bring me the food I don’t want to get out of bed. I need a drink too. Thank you you’re so sweet.
Vin53 · M
@mindstruggle In the 70's, nobody looked for their kids.
SW-User
You have to have a bouquet of sage ...light it up and smoke it out. ...
( I generally fight things. I'll also threaten it and tell it it doesn't pay rent in my apt so it has to GTFO)
SW-User
I and my sister had imaginary friend Jimmy but it's sad when they cry not to hurt mommy😞
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Vin53 · M
How tough of a 5yr old is he? Or she.
Quimliqer · 70-79, MVIP
Time to get involved??
Some1somewhere · 41-45, M
Call a priest or shaman
Iwillwait · M
Like.. you have a knife. 😒
Vin53 · M
@Iwillwait I'm pretty certain the whole affair could be settled with a kitchen meat tenderizer.
Iwillwait · M
@Vin53 Cutco scissors would be sufficient.
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Bang5luts · M
"I'll do it while she's sleeping she'll never know it was me."
empanadas · 31-35, M
When you have an imaginary kid in the living room talking to their imaginary friend and yells “no don’t hurt my mom!!!” now realizing, your imagination had an imagination

 
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