Comment and I'll give you unsolicited turkey roasting advice

@Prettybratbi1tch Turkeys are not terrifying to roast. There's a lot of ways to maximize the best out of it but if you start with a thawed turkey just blot it dry, rub with oil, salt the fucker, and shove it in the oven on a rack over a container to catch the juices. You'll get a decent bird if you nail the final temperature.

@CountScrofula thanks