Comment and I'll give you unsolicited turkey roasting advice

Because too many people make shitty turkey and I'm sick of this nonsense.

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SW-User

You slice it first then put it in the toaster, right?

SaorUladh · 31-35, M

@SW-User
I didn't know your people had figured out how to use toasters. You're more developed than I thought

CountScrofula · 41-45, M

@SW-User You want the bird to be as dry as humanly possible on the outside to maximize crispy skin. Do your best job with paper towel then stick it in the fridge on a rack at least overnight.