I Like to Cook

I love cooking for my housemates, especially Sunday lunch. It is nice to have everyone together for a few hours. Time slows down as we talk and eat and no one is in a rush to be elsewhere.

They are always appreciative of what I cook for them, but I don't like it when they moan about having to do the washing up afterwards. I am not doing that as well.

Once, when my girlfriend Catherine complained about washing up after a meal I had cooked, I got cross and made her do it in her knickers and vest as punishment. She didn't complain much after that.

Now, I wonder if I am brave enough to try that with the four other girls in our house 🤔