Do you like macaroni salad?

@MethDozer as a kid I told a friends mom a baloney sandwich was bad . She said “oh that’s just miracle whip”.
Haven’t eaten it since

@MethDozer That stuff is illegal in my kitchen!

@Incomplet same. A wicked and vile condiment.

@AthrillatheHunt The funny and baffling part is she knew exactly what was wrong with it. Like she knew the Miracle Whip made the sandwich tatse like it was rotten but still uses it.