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I Enjoy Food and Cooking

I learnt a very important message today and I thought I'd share it with you other guys out there.

When you have been cutting chillis, make sure you wash your hands well before taking a leak 😔
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Or rubbing your eyes.
Bushranger · 70-79, M
@Mamapolo2016 I'm not sure which one is worse lol
@Bushranger I've only experienced one, so I don't know too.
Bushranger · 70-79, M
@Mamapolo2016 I wish I didn't either lol.
@Bushranger All I can suggest is lukewarm water - and an eye cup. No good I guess.
Bushranger · 70-79, M
@Mamapolo2016 Yeah, the eye up might be a bit big 😔
@Bushranger I doubt that. But laughing anyway.
Bushranger · 70-79, M
@Mamapolo2016 My work here is done, then. I like making people laugh.
@Bushranger Your day is a success. Mostly.
Bushranger · 70-79, M
@Mamapolo2016 Yes, if it hadn't been for the "Great Chilli Incident", the day would have been almost perfect.
Bushranger · 70-79, M
@Mamapolo2016 Silly really, because I once had a similar experience with Dencorub. You'd think that I would have learnt from that.
@Bushranger I had a friend who was 66 when I was 28, and she was the brashest, most raucous woman that she often shocked me. Not surprisingly she'd had two husbands and between she and her second husband they had 16 kids.

She told me a story once, again embarrassing me, about the day she was out looking for morel mushrooms and heard screams for help coming from a nearby dam. She rushed over and found two kids on shore screaming and one in the water, drowning. She swam out and got him, but he fought her like a wildcat, scratched her face and made her strain a back muscle. Her husband, the first, young one, was proud of her and rubbed her back with Ben-gay...probsbly much like Dencorub. Then, because they were young and lusty, the backrub led in a different direction. "I was just getting really interested, feeling hot ... when suddenly I felt REALLY hot. Then burning. Then pain."

Similar experience, I'm guessing.
Bushranger · 70-79, M
@Mamapolo2016 I don't know, I think that it might be worse for a woman. But great story. I'm taking my mind off it by watching Easy Rider again lol.
Lostpoet · M
@Mamapolo2016 Lmfao😂😂😂
@Bushranger nik-nik-nik

Jack, after a shot.
Bushranger · 70-79, M
@Mamapolo2016 First of the day.
🙂@Bushranger Good night. Feel better. Or feel less. or something.
Bushranger · 70-79, M
@Mamapolo2016 Thank you. It's been a pleasure chatting with you.
@Bushranger It has. We'll do it again sometime.
Bushranger · 70-79, M
@Mamapolo2016 I certainly hope so.