Just had a date with a fool. Ever had one of those?

This guy thought that coffee and a chat would mean an all nighter. Never mind he had the social skills of a broom, his idea of conversation was all about fencing and archery, of which I know nothing, and he must have asked the prices of everything there. He suggested the place! I paid, which I don't mind, and didn't want to be embarrassed by him counting quarters or something.

He even told me his parents would love me, and that is the wrong thing to say when you've just met, and things are going awkwardly anyway.

Oh boy.

I just want a bath and a cup of good tea.