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I don't know how many coffees it takes to be friendly -

but so far it's not twelve.
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BurningBright · 31-35, M
I imagine it’s like that Futurama episode where Fry drinks 100 coffees. Wired up to the eyeballs and you’ll get manic and jittery with anxiety. Tea acts is relaxing. It makes me friendly. Or a tipple of alcohol if you get friendly when you have it, just a drop though! ☺

Note: 100 coffees not a good idea btw - don’t try it at home kids! It’s not healthy, risky and you’ll 💩 like a river 😅🥲
BurningBright · 31-35, M
@Ghostie Just like the Conjuring; *BASED ON A TRUE STORY*
Ghostie · F
@BurningBright Ohh, that's unfortunate.
BurningBright · 31-35, M
@Ghostie I call it a log flume 🪵 💩 😂
JustEd · 41-45, M
😂. 16 is about where I can be tolerant.
Classified · M
Ice cream works better for me. 😯
BurningBright · 31-35, M
@Classified I like mint choc chip. Vanilla isn’t my go to 😂
Classified · M
@BurningBright You're fired 😑
BurningBright · 31-35, M
@Classified I’m
Fired From Being Unemployed? Who-Hoo! 🙌 Time to go to work! *tips hat* 🎩
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
Maybe you passed the magic cup😳
Wol62 · 51-55, M
Wait...what...how many coffees?
3Dogmatic · 46-50
Irish that stuff up. It does wonders
Mmiker · 46-50, M


One more for you will do
Popobandar4 · 26-30, M
Sitting on coffee tree might help
Your eyes say one more
Ghostie · F
@Royricky09 Eyes are the windows to the soul, so they say.
@Ghostie is there a soul still left? 🤣
Ghostie · F
@Royricky09 Uh, I'll get back to you on that.
Mudkip · 31-35, M
Replace coffees with red bulls and you good g
Ghostie · F
@Mudkip I get sleepy when I drink those.
Mudkip · 31-35, M
@Ghostie ahh, they crash you out
Oneofthestormboys · 56-60, M
It might be because you’re in the loo…
Ghostie · F
@Oneofthestormboys Nope, doesn't affect me like that.
Oneofthestormboys · 56-60, M
@Ghostie Wish I could say the same 😂
DareToSayIT · 31-35, M
I regret one. It was offered by an A-grade a$$hole.
Wol62 · 51-55, M
Better off just having a coffee enema!
Ghostie · F
@Wol62 Coffee doesn't have that effect on me lol.
Allelse · 36-40, M
Your poor toilet.
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BurningBright · 31-35, M
If you drink 666 coffees, you get so wired up Satan takes possession of your body 😈
BurningBright · 31-35, M
@Ghostie Satan’s my brother from another mother. Hail the Dark Lord! 🤘
Ghostie · F
@BurningBright Guess I'll be drinking 69 coffees then. You know, for research.
BurningBright · 31-35, M
@Ghostie LOL, have fun! *Do* do anything I’d do 😉😂
forestG · 46-50, F
Ghostie · F
Degbeme · 70-79, M

 
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