I've accessed my stash of pain pills.

For a legit complaint.
I need someone to rub my head and make the coffee. In return you can choose the movies AND hold the remote control, help yourself to cold beer and leftover Chinese food, play with the cats and snuggle with us on the (very comfortable) couch. And maybe if there's a few of you we'll play Cards Against Humanity.
It's all good at my place.

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Quizzical · 46-50, M

I love Cards Against Humanity! It really suits my sense of humour 😈

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

@Quizzical Me too. Really suits us non-linear types.

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Cavedweller You can't beat a bit of lateral thinking 😁

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

@Quizzical Absolutely not. You prefer playing or judging?

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Cavedweller Oh, playing, always.

Judging just means you have to watch other people being witty... Playing and WINNING means that YOU are the true wit! lol

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

@Quizzical and in between rounds would you rub my head?

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Cavedweller Ooer! lol

I'd have to ask permission first 😂

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

@Quizzical Now, now. It's a simple head rub to relieve pain.

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Cavedweller Oh, a head massage. That should be okay 😁

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

@Quizzical Yes indeedy. Just like you'd give your ma.

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Cavedweller Ewww... I wouldn't touch my mother if you paid me! I don't even like hugs from her!

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

@Quizzical Okaaay, how bout a head massage that you'd give to
a friend who just gave you a six pack of your favourite beer?

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Cavedweller Hmmm, not much more likely. There are only really three or four people in the world I am comfortable touching casually...

I am starting to realise I might be a bit fucked up, lol

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

@Quizzical All right. You can be on coffee detail.

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Cavedweller I do make an excellent cup of coffee, lol

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

@Quizzical Then we shall utilize your skills fully.

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Cavedweller 😁

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

@Quizzical 🔱 Coffee King.

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Cavedweller Pales into nothing compared to my tea though 😉

Cavedweller · 46-50, F

@Quizzical I AM partial to a good brew..

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Cavedweller I'll bring my teapot with me then, lol