What coffee drink order is good but still acceptable for weight loss diet?

@HumanEarth I know you mean well, but I want the drink with a straw order from Starbucks for instance haha

Got ya then put your coffee drink on the ground and use a longer straw. That extra lung exercise will help you lose weight.

So you still have the same coffee you always love, but now you're exercising at the same time.

Now get this... You have new TikTok ad for your followers. You can sell extremely long straws for a stupid amount of money.

You sell it as "Exercise Drink Pipe".

Drink yourself down to silmimer new you. Are you sick of plain old black coffee that just stains your teeth and has no yummy flaver?

Well with are new patented Exercise Drink Pipe you can give your lungs, and your mouth a great workout and with great flavor.

Like the Strawberry Açaí Refresher or the ever so popular Iced Caramel Macchiato

How much would you pay to be able to loose weight and still drink your favorite yummies? Would say one low price of $99.99? Not even that. I'll tell you what what I'm going to do folks. If you act right now and buy 5 Exercise Drink Pipes. I'll let you have them for today only for $45.99 each.

I know you're still not convinced. I'll tell you what. I'll even pay for shipping and handling. Now who is going to give you a deal like this?

Now what do you say you pick up that phone and call 1 900 get silm

Man that took a lot to type out I hope you get a laugh out this as much I did writing it

Sometimes people need humor to help their day go by easier