10 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX
1. With chocolate, size really doesn't matter
2. You can have chocolate in front of your mother
3. Good chocolate is easy to find
4. Chocolate satisfies even when it gone soft
5. Chocolate lasts as long as you want it to
6. The words "I love you" do not scare away chocolate
7. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
8. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant
9. You can have chocolate any time of the month
10. When you have chocolate, it doesn't keep the neighbours awake
2. You can have chocolate in front of your mother
3. Good chocolate is easy to find
4. Chocolate satisfies even when it gone soft
5. Chocolate lasts as long as you want it to
6. The words "I love you" do not scare away chocolate
7. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
8. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant
9. You can have chocolate any time of the month
10. When you have chocolate, it doesn't keep the neighbours awake
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