Caution ! I am expressing an opinion on something pointless ! People who decorate cheese graters

Instagram, white tradwives, and faux-rustica is a the most unholiest of triads.

Do...what? 😅 I don't think I've seen a decorated cheese grater before.

How do you decorate a cheese grater? Bedazzle it?

It makes the cheese taste better

I almost ate cheese for dinner
still might actually
should I?

There's some weird cheese made with Gold! 🪙 So you need some bling for that!

Honestly, I never knew that was a thing. 🤔

It’s just my OCD. I like my cheese grater to match my bedazzled toilet bowl plunger. 🪠 🚽

Maybe it’s some cultural coming-of-age ritual.

Gotta admit, decorating a cheese grater could be dangerous and painful.

Also, domestic art (not the domestics arts course where you learned not to make gravy lumpy or sewed a skirt you would never ever wear) seems to have wandered down some weird alleys. But in fairness, when every inedible household item is glittered or sequined, what can you do?

Cheese graters.

Why not?

Because people are friggin' weird😁

Cheesy?