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Remember Bubble Bass’s order from SpongeBob SquarePants?

Transcript:
"I'll have a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."

Sounds like a whole load of nonsense, right? But every single term he used is an actual cooking term in the food industry.

Double triple: Six patties
Bossy: All-beef patties
Deluxe: All the staple burger toppings (lettuce, tomato, etc.)
On a raft: Texas toast instead of burger buns
4x4: Four times the aformentied patties, so 24 patties in total (why didn’t he just say that from the start?)
Animal style: Patties cooked in mustard
Extra shingles: Double the amount of toast, so four slices of toast for every patty
With a shimmy: Jelly on the toast
And a squeeze: Orange juice as a beverage
Light axle grease: Light butter on the toast
Make it cry: Extra onions
Burn it: Patties cooked well done
And let it swim: Extra condiments
tfan123 · 46-50, M
Holy shiitake mushrooms! 🤯
MethDozer · M
Animal style is grilled with mustard, extra sauce, extra pickles, and with grilled onions.

Miss those fuckers

 
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