No self control: BACON!!!!

@nedkelly OMG, lol! 😄

@nedkelly Reminds me of an old song my father taught me...Johnny Verbeck and the Sausage Machine....🤣🤣🤣

Once there was a Dutchman,
His name was Johnny Verbeck.
He ran a kosher deli,
Selling sausages and spec.
He made the finest sausages
That ever you did see.
But one day he invented,
A sausage making machine.

Chorus:
Oh, Mister Johnny Verbeck,
How could you be so mean?
I told you you’d be sorry
for inventing that machine.
Now all the neighbors’ cats and dogs
Will never more be seen,
They’ll all be ground to sausages
In Johnny Verbeck’s machine.

One day a little fat boy
Came walking in the store,
He bought a pound of sausages
And put them on the floor.
The boy began to whistle,
He whistled up a tune,
And all the little sausages
Went dancing ’round the room.

Chorus

One day the machine got busted,
The darned thing wouldn’t go.
So Johnny Verbeck, he crawled
inside to see what made it so.
His wife, she had a nightmare,
And walking in her sleep,
She gave the crank an awful yank
And Johnny Verbeck was meat.


This version is missing my father's chorus...

Oh Mr. Mrs. Johnny Verveck how could you be so mean?
Now all the neighbors cats and dogs will nevermore be seen.
They'll all be ground to sausages by Johnny Verveck's machine!

WHOOP bang!!!


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@nedkelly Holy sht Ned! This should be rated R for 'horror' jesus effing christ man! 😱

@Iwillwait It's similar to that Schroedinger's cat experiment, isn't it? 🤣🤣🤣 If I put the cooked bacon in a box and leave it...is it REALLY in the box??? I won't know till I open the box...🤣🤣🤣

@4meAndyou God/dess bless the Big Bang Theory

Taught me this [quote]Schrödinger's cat experiment[/quote]the meaning of 'subvert' ( as seen through Sheldon's eyes)...
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@LunadelobosIAMTHEDRAGON OMG! I am the Cat!

@jenmil Nope. It was about 1/3 real meat in each strip. I cook it crisp, so any fat is crunchy.

@AbbeyRhode I thought, surely...SIX slices WAS extra...🤣🤣🤣. But noooo....🤣🤣🤣

@Heartlander I think you should! They had lots of thick sliced bacon at Market Basket, but it was about $7.99 for 12 oz.

@4meAndyou now you have me wanting bacon...geez.😂

@akindheart I recommend resisting the impulse...I was going to have a sandwich with it for lunch, AND have 2 slices left over so I could have pancakes with strawberries and almond milk whipped cream with BACON...🤣🤣🤣

@4meAndyou omg...be still my heart...

@DrWatson I see you probably know where the missing bacon has gone...🤣🤣🤣

@4meAndyou I never paused to even think about it!

@Teggy 🤣🤣🤣