Yesterday, I was having a beer and was about to have another but my bottle opener broke

and i couldnt go out and buy another cause i'd already had one (large) bottle.
So I just said "okay God, I guess today we are only having one"

Ever had something like that happen?

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GunFinger · F

Last week I couldn't open a bottle so my husband helped me. He put the top part of the bottle under hot water. Voila! Bob's your uncle!😎

Matt85 · 36-40, M

@GunFinger Haha, I didnt hear of that one yet. Was it a bottle of wine?

GunFinger · F

@Matt85 beer.😊

ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M

@GunFinger I have no uncles named Bob

KatyO83 · 41-45, F

Couldn't find the corkscrew once so smashed the top and drained it through a sieve into a pint glass.

See - how a drunk thinks 🤣

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

That's why I prefer Dionysus.
My cup is never empty!

ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M

Oh no, it may get warm.

Cans, get colder faster.

Here, try this low alcohol beer. It's cold

BuzzedLightyear · 61-69, M

A real drinker would've cracked one of them with anything handy.

Matt85 · 36-40, M

@BuzzedLightyear I know what you mean but when there are 2 or 3 different reasons not to drink, I would usually just call it a day lol.

BuzzedLightyear · 61-69, M

@Matt85 feeling you, brother

Ferise1 · 46-50, M

You can’t drive after one beer?

Matt85 · 36-40, M

@Ferise1 It was a big bottle of Desperados. They are huge compared to normal beers.

Ferise1 · 46-50, M

@Matt85 ok

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