Turns out a bottle of wine AND a bottle of rum is a bit much, even for me

On the bright side, I won't be sober enough to drive until tomorrow morning, so I can't go get more alcohol for tonight.

Also kinda having my first hangover. Finally 😅

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MarkPaul · 26-30, M

Well, Mrs. Barbossa. I guess it turns out you are a lightweight after all your prior protestations declaring you as such. Now, the entire town will surely be talking about you behind your back. And, to think this could have all been avoided if you had only been a bit more discreet.

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@MarkPaul atleast people will understand how honest I am,tho 😔

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@SW-User You know those townspeople, Mrs. Barbossa. They won't give you that satisfaction.

SW-User

@MarkPaul Atleast I know what I stand for. And if they reaally wamt me to get effed the eff up, they can buy me the funny juice, cause I can only afford so much.

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@SW-User You don't want to be known as "that woman," Mrs. Barbossa. No, you don't. You just hold your ground, hold your head up high, and pay your own way. Now, if a man comes a-calling and is sweet on you, then you can let him buy you a drink. But, that's all, Mrs. Barbossa. That's all! No more than that. That's for sure.

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@MarkPaul Even if I stopped after one drink, it would feel like cheating on my hubby 😔 I could never

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

@SW-User Well, I'm glad to hear that, Mrs. Barbossa. You pass the test... with flying colours. Congrats to you... and your hubby.