What do you mean no bartender?!? 😡

I show up at the restaurant/bar and they tell me they don’t have a bartender! Wtf?! I suppose it is a restaurant first and foremost, but come on!! Luckily one of the waitresses here knows how to make drinks, but this is ridiculous. First the bar I wanted to go to apparently isn’t open on Tuesdays and now this! What’s a duck gotta do to get a fully functioning bar in this town?! 😤