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ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
Last weekend. Woke up fine. Just slept on the couch with no blanket or anything.
I'm used to blacking out tbh
I'm used to blacking out tbh
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ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
@Jokekilla damn cuh. I think he meant alcohol poisoning but yeah that shit ain't fun. I got it once when I was 16. My brother saved my life.
Sounds like a hell of a lot of peer pressure though man. That ain't right
Sounds like a hell of a lot of peer pressure though man. That ain't right
Jokekilla · 26-30, M
@ChiefJustWalks yeah I meant alcohol poisoning.
I’m sorry, I’m like half awake/half asleep
I’m sorry, I’m like half awake/half asleep
ChiefJustWalks · 26-30
@Jokekilla well hope you sleep well 🙏
Lostpoet · M
I've never blacked out I knew exactly what I was doing face down in the bowl of dog food wearing nothing but my Sister inlaws tight ass jeans.
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@Lostpoet There is things that one can do and things one can't do... I have dropped to my knees drunk, asking for a hand of a girl to kiss in front of many men... but never would I come up with wearing my sisters in laws pants eating dog food. I hope I'm not supposed to read some crass metaphor?
Lostpoet · M
@SW-User I wasn't eating the dog food I was taking a quick sober nap. Fifteen minutes before, I was wearing my sister in-laws pants, I was in my boxers trying to ride my bike to the grocery store luckily for me my friend at the time suggested that I at least put on some pants and I'm always quick to give into reason so I asked him to go inside to the laundry room and bring me out a pair moments later (him also being inebriated) brought me out a pair of bejeweled tight jeans 👖 clearly not my cut or style of jeans. But I threw them on anyways because fkc it I'd only be in the store for a minute anyways. But after putting them on and trying to peddle the bike I quickly found out that the jeans didn't leave any wiggle room for me to peddle so I fell swift to the asphalt on to my face, got up, brushed myself off, and marched into the kitchen before realizing I'm too drunk to walk. It was then I decided I should take a quick power nap before heading back outside. And the dog bowl just happened to make a soft place for my head to rest.
Epilogue: after an hour and forty-five minutes I awoken from my nap, put on my own personal jeans, and made it to the grocery store and bought snacks to sober up mostly 🥨 pretzels and spray cheese.
I always drank to oblivion but I wasn't born lucky enough to have the black out gene, so I remember every embarrassing moment of my most shit faced moments. This is one of the reasons I've been sober for over five years now.
Epilogue: after an hour and forty-five minutes I awoken from my nap, put on my own personal jeans, and made it to the grocery store and bought snacks to sober up mostly 🥨 pretzels and spray cheese.
I always drank to oblivion but I wasn't born lucky enough to have the black out gene, so I remember every embarrassing moment of my most shit faced moments. This is one of the reasons I've been sober for over five years now.
Lostpoet · M
I bet you just fell in the shower 🚿 it is slippery
trackboy · 22-25, M
wow, how were you covered in bruises? were you in a bar fight?? i never blacked out from drinking. i don't even get real drunk. you could drown in your vomit in your sleep. the body will vomit even if you are not awake. normally the alarm center in the brain wakes you up to go vomit. but when drunk that doesn't always work. was an article in news paper about a 15-year-old boy that had food poisoning and had a full stomach going to bed and vomited in his sleep. he never woke up and it filled his lungs and he died.
My God it's probably been 2..maybe 3 hours?
Lilymoon · F
I've never drank enough to black out. 😬
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