If I were to make you bubble and squeak, how would you feel?

Not quite what I meant, but I like your answer.

"Bubble and Squeak" is a British dish made from the leftovers of a Roast Dinner.

@RoboChloe: ohh! Thank you!

@DancingStarGoddess: No problem! :)

Mainly mash potato and cabbage, but you can throw other stuff in, then mix together then fry.

@Bigrobbie: Yeah. It's amazing how easy it is to turn something as amazing as a Roast Dinner into something as apalling as Bubble and Squeak ;)

@RoboChloe: 🐫