My daughter wants a cucumber

And you nodded knowingly..
Did you tell her about the 3 you already have in the fridge?

Yes, very Healthy!🫝

Tasty

have the talk...my generation nobody talked about it

What to say if she says mommy i want a cucumber

she sounds sharp is she busy?

With or without the condom?

I'd be asking for it be pickled first.

Not one from the fridge 🥶

How old is she this week? 6 or 10?

Let's hope it's to scare her cat

Fir what purpose?

I don't understand this. If this isn't supposed to be nsfw, then what are you saying here? If it IS nsfw, how old could your daughter possibly be if you're only 26-30?? There's a lot of room for ambiguity here and I don't feel like this is the kind of scenario that should be incorporating that kind of vagueness

Lol…… still doing the troll act I see. 😅

That’s what some guys call their private parts