So I got out of the shower and I was kinda hungry and thought I'd make some soup. And it took me 15 minutes to figure out how to work a can opener.

This was perhaps the worst "derp" moment I've have in years. I got so frustrated that I even tried using the P38 can opener on my Swiss army knife, but it was too dull. After much work, I finally figured out how to open it with an actual can opener.