I snorted coffee out of my nose this morning

Thats funny

Must have been a hearty laugh.

I got shower water up my nose once.. no fun

the sneezes were probably awesome

Well, at least your sinuses should be clear to start the day!

If it makes you feel better, think about how someone will snort coffee out of their nose when they read your post!

Better than snorting it up your nose I imagine. 😂

You're doing it wrong. You need a line of coffee powder and rolled-up banknote, then you snort it up your nose not out of.

Wtf