What has been your worst experience dining out?

@Jenny1234 did hubby use that as an excuse to eat off of you in public?

@Jenny1234

With the oil still bubbling with heat? 😬

@SW-User
Let me guess... you're a MAGA-Republican and you live in Texas and you weren't part of the Insurrection but you heard about it after the fact, right?

@swirlie Guilty on all counts. 😂

@SW-User I was with my two bosses wives. They love me

@Jenny1234 Missed opportunity for hubs.

@Thrust no

@SW-User
You are SO gauche. You must be an American, are you?

@swirlie I'll be anything you want me to be sweetie

@SW-User
Okay, give me a minute to think of something worth while to use you for...

@swirlie You know, for someone who calls my approach gauche, you sure give me a lot of attention… which is odd, considering I wasn’t even talking to you. It would be simpler to just admit you’re curious rather than trying this school-girl jab to get my attention. 😉

@SW-User
But you ARE gauche! ...and I've always had your attention anyway, so no jabbing required on my end!

@swirlie Then you must have a thing for gauche men, because instead of avoiding me, you’re awkwardly pursuing me😂

@SW-User
Really? I don't find it awkward at all.