@Justmeraeagain You know how men are. We'll brag about our prowess -- at anything!

@DrWatson For the most part, goals are rarely the end. They get upwardly revised. “Next year, FIFTY chickens!”

Besides, if you feed him potato salad first, he won’t be able to threaten the global flock.

@Mamapolo2016 You understand compulsive behavior.

@DrWatson Do I ever!

@mindstruggle

I'm pretty sure that outing someone like that violates the terms of service here! 😂

@mindstruggle Weirdly kinda does haha

@DrWatson
Nah @DDonde's cool af! 😬

@SunshineGirl

I know. Imagine the mayhem if everyone brought their own rotisserie chicken!

@DrWatson clearly

@SW-User Cyndi Lauper would be disappointed in you!

@DrWatson The 80's were a different time