I just enjoyed some crumpet on my own

I don't know why but I skipped lunch today and this evening I had an urge for some crumpet. Completely bored I topped my toasted crumpets with butter, melted in to all the nooks and crannies. Then a half a teaspoon of marmite evenly spread on top with a splash of sweet chilli sauce. Oh my god, ORGASMIC. Surely I must be the first ever on the planet to do this.