I haven't had a drink in such a long time, I'm already just a little loopy after 2 glasses of vodka

Do you know WHY you shouldn't do this again? Because it kills your brain cells, (it's a poison), and you'll need ALL of them if you live till you are in your late 60's.

It interferes with your sleep patterns. People who drink never get the REM sleep they need.

It smells. The next DAY people all around you will be able to smell it coming out of your pores.

I forget how long I've been sober. I'm not about to break sobriety but a little party never killed nobody

Edit: I checked. I have been SOBER for TWO YEARS. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT, wow I didn't notice. Two years

Don't do it again.

Next time, just sip one drink of vodka slowly.

I used to drink a lot more heavily when I was younger, but nowadays I am happy with just one good drink now and then.

I'm so hype though. Like I can go to karaoke

Don't do this again.

If you eat right before you are too full to drink much. Saves me all the time

two GLASSES???
oh my