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I'm in the breakroom eating my toasted tuna sandwich, on wheat, because I'm elderly now

And it's only me and another employee here.

I probably look normal rn but in my high mind, I'm eating like a vicious dog, and it's Lowkey making me ✨self conscious ✨
Give her eye contact. I dare you
SailorMarz · F
@HijabaDabbaDoo no imma bust out laughing
FurryFace · 61-69, M
that figures , if they took better care of the elderly you'd be eating a toasted Salmon sandwich , not Freaking tuna
SailorMarz · F
@FurryFace THIS. I'd like a high quality toasted fish sandwich
FurryFace · 61-69, M
@SailorMarz oh Rainbow Trout with lemon ! for the lady
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
Is this what you think you look like?
SailorMarz · F
@MrSmooTh more foam in the mouth
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
@SailorMarz I just thought this was funny.
SailorMarz · F
@MrSmooTh how the residents be doing me at work
damn girl fuck it up
SailorMarz · F
@crownedwithlaurel97 literally me @ you
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I`m a hell of a lot older than you and you`ll not see me eating wheat bread.

Now make sure you make eye contact and chew sexy like. 😬
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Everybody Knows You're High
SailorMarz · F
@CountScrofula I refuse to believe that
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@SailorMarz It's more likely you're high at work so much they think you're high when you're actually sober.
SailorMarz · F
@CountScrofula everyone thinks I'm high no matter what I do 😂
Classified · M
Stop chewing and stare with suspicion at them like they are doing something wrong. 👀
SUPERVlXEN · F
Oh. Is that so? 😏
SailorMarz · F
SUPERVlXEN · F
@SUPERVlXEN oh, vicious dog.. like this
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Nebula · 41-45, F
What are you chewing like that?
SailorMarz · F
@Nebula cuz...cuz I'm hungry
Reject · 26-30, M
I’m just glad it’s on wheat.
Zonuss · 41-45, M
Mmmmmm. 🙂
MethDozer · M
Is this another one of your lesbian innuendos?

 
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