My hair creams smell like food

I always think it's impressive how those shampoo companies manage to make their products smell exactly like ripened strawberries

People are gonna try to sniff you

Ohhhh chips 🫠

Strawberry cream

100% Organic All Natural INGREDIENTS:
Bacon 🥓 Grease, Raccoon or Possum's Fat and Various Plant Unguents

I love a woman who is easily pleased.

If you work at McDonald's every thing you own will smell like food ffs. No creams needed. Js 💁‍♂️

Meanwhile my shampoo smells like bears guns and steel

Garlic bread?