Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

Because it would be hard to buy and sell "McWeiners" with a straight face.

that might not be so elusive as it may seem ^^

Because the name is McDonald's not McDognalds! :D

There is too much meat in them? Not enough sawdust?

Because hot dogs have too good of a name to be tainted by McDonald's gawd-awful food.

Maybe wieners require higher FDA processing standards than burgers..

McTubes?

Certainly would put a whole new spin on the "Happy Meal" 😏

because hotdogs are actually fit to eat

the hot dog mafia.

laugh but there's a truth to that.

McDoggz coming soon I'm sure lol

Or a bucket of chicken

Too jewish....