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SW-User
Alright I am ready to wake up now then
ItsLuna · 26-30, T
@SW-User The FBI haven't finished probing you yet
SW-User
@ItsLuna yikes
ItsLuna · 26-30, T
@SW-User It's fine, they just took my arteries and replaced them with silly straws and took three of my hearts, but they do that with everyone 🤷♀️
Bagalamaga · 56-60, M
I bet they apologized for it though
ItsLuna · 26-30, T
@Bagalamaga Well of course, they stole the idea from Mexico
Bagalamaga · 56-60, M
@ItsLuna wait..Mexico is real??
ItsLuna · 26-30, T
@Bagalamaga Yeah they added it with the new update, but the cartel faction keeps griefing low level players there, which isn't great.
It's true! I was there!
ItsLuna · 26-30, T
@canusernamebemyusername I know right, I went to the border and there was just a Mountie and he said "America isn't real ayyy"
@ItsLuna I just saw ocean there.
ItsLuna · 26-30, T
@canusernamebemyusername You probably missed him
TinyViolins · 31-35, M
That's the basic formula for conspiracy theories. It's just a game of madlibs where you inject your own personal stupidity into current events
_____ isn't real
_____ is a _____ hoax
_____ isn't real
_____ is a _____ hoax
ItsLuna · 26-30, T
@TinyViolins It's true, you've just been drinking tap water and breathing in air with chem trails in it. I only breath bottled air and drink Coca-Cola carbonated canned beverage, taste the rainbow 👍
AlyssaG · 36-40, T
What?
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Pretzel · 61-69, M
don't blame the canadians!