Pineapple on pizza is a no-go for me, but pineapple in fried rice is the best thing in the world.

@SaulGoodman Well that woulda been ruined for me from the start cos bacon on pizza, no thank you. I love bacon, but only by itself. I can't put bacon in or on things and have it taste good.

@BlueMetalChick that's odd. Bacon is a complimentary flavor.

@SaulGoodman I prefer it on its own, especially when it's crispy and salty. But my main reason for no bacon on pizza is that for me, meat and cheese only go together cold. Hot meat and hot cheese just turns me off. Cold meat and cold cheese, like a deli sandwich, is great. The one exception is on a fried catfish sandwich, I always put one slice of marble jack cheese.

@BlueMetalChick I'm not gonna read all of that. That's a long ass paragraph about pizza.

@BlueMetalChick but I'll heart it.

@SaulGoodman Dude that's only like four sentences.

@BlueMetalChick dude I'm only like drunk

@SaulGoodman Oh. Yeah I don't drink so this makes one of us.

@BlueMetalChick dont use my catchphrase. That's my catchphrase. Anyways. Hmmmm.