Why do Americans insist on putting jam and peanutbutter together in a sandwich

@MethDozer tf are you smoking, jam is superior to peanut butter without a doubt.

@BlueMetalChick Peanut butter cups.


* drops mike

@MethDozer *picks up mic* Peanut butter cups go in the trash. *drops mic and kicks in to the curb*

@ChipmunkErnie You're dumb. Chocolate and peanut butter are boring alone. Only together is either one worth a damn.


Peanut butter sandwiches are like cereal. Taste like quitting and poverty.

@MethDozer LOL You are a witling.

@ChipmunkErnieThe proper term is shit talker. Get with it.

@MethDozer Peanut butter cups are only good cos they have chocolate in them. And chocolate containing fruit preserves, like cherry cordials, are far superior to peanut butter cups.

@MethDozer [quote] Chocolate and peanut butter are boring alone. Only together is either one worth a damn.[/quote]
Peanut butter is boring on its own, yes. Chocolate however is the oppose of boring. Chocolate is ambrosia.

@BlueMetalChick Both are pretty meh on their own.

@BlueMetalChick Cherry cordial are horrendous! That shit is nasty AF.

@MethDozer Yeah, a lobotomized chimpanzee like yourself would say something like that.

@BlueMetalChick hey legitimized chimp is still better than a sexually broken poverty class fashion punk poser

@MethDozer Legitimized 😂 I dunno if that was on purpose or not but it worked.

You spelled "poseur" wrong, so that's -10 points. And even if you had spelled it right, I'm not one.

And where'd you get "poverty class" from? I could dick slap you across the face with my paycheck.

@BlueMetalChick I ain't using that Baugh falutnin French shit and we ain't talking charcoal sketches. Poser!

@MethDozer Ordinarily I'd agree about foreign words but in this case, "poser" is actually a completely separate word that means something different.

I'm somewhat confused by your mention of charcoal sketches though.

@BlueMetalChickPoseur is another word for an artist's model.

@MethDozer The word "poser", without the letter U in it, has become a separate word in the last ten years and refers to people who do yoga to be trendy.

@BlueMetalChick You're such a hipster to know that.
I thought that was just white people that do yoga?

@MethDozer I'm not a hipster. I know that term because my father teaches yoga.

And no, Indians do yoga more than anyone. Because...they invented it.

@BlueMetalChick Well duh More Indians do it. But I thought people who do it to be cool were just called white people who do yoga.

@BlueMetalChick Having a dad who is a yoga teacher is like OG from the cradle hipster shit.

@MethDozer It's mostly 25-40 year old White American females, often times from Western Jewish backgrounds.

@BlueMetalChick I bet they all dress only in under armour compression clothing and go out for bone broth together after class.