OK, I just tried the bacon in the nose thing. Problem is I had to sneeze. The sneeze couldn't get out and the resultant fart sounded like a pig squealing.
@SW-User It's true... years ago there was this "war" between companies as to whose ketchup was thickest and ran out slower. Anyway scientists came together to study the different brands and their properties to see what caused this or would improve this or something, they applied for a grant and got it. I mean...I can really understand how that could be something for the betterment of humanity🙄